This site contains adult humor, funny shit pictures and bizarre cartoons, so if you are under 18 please LEAVE now.

Disarming

You can't request more than 20 challenges without solving them. Your previous challenges were flushed.

Lem: "I got fired from my job as a bank guard."

Clem: "That's awful. What happened?"

Lem: "Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it."

Clem: "What did thief do then?"

Lem: "He took one more step so I let him have it. I didn't want that stupid gun anyhow!"

Average: 4.1 (35 votes)

Post new comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd>
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.

More information about formatting options

CAPTCHA
This question is for testing whether you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions.
Copy the characters (respecting upper/lower case) from the image.