Divorce

A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting advice about a divorce.

"He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones," said the wife to the lawyer.

"How do you mean?"

"Well, Mr. Jones, this morning I was looking at the chickens when he crept up behind me and had me from behind!"

"Chickens? Mrs. Smith? I didn't know you kept chickens."

"We don't, Mr. Jones. This was in the supermarket."