Doctor's Office

A Brunette rushes into a doctor's office one morning in incredible pain.

"Doctor please help me, I don’t know what wrong with me," says the brunette " Everywhere I touch on my body hurts."

"Well can you show me?” says the doctor.

The brunette touches her ankle and screaming in pain, then she touches her stomach and screams in pain, finally she touches her arm and starts to cry.

Doctor replies "Your not really a brunette are you?"

"No I dyed my hair, I’m really a blonde" says the woman.

Doctor replies, "I thought so, because your finger's broken"