Press Bell

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a
sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."

She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman
clomping down the stairs.

The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then
another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way
through the revolving door.

"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"

"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it for yourself."