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The Genie

A man and his wife are playing golf and its the wife's turn to hit. "now honey, be careful, don't brake anything" he says to her. Carelessly the wife swings and breaks a neighbors window across the street. They go over to apologize only to find a man sitting on his couch. They knock on the door and the man answers. "Hey sorry bout the wind-" the genie inturrupts the man and says "hey its quite allright, by breaking that glass i am now free" the couple is then puzzled. "I'm a Genie, and for setting me free I am going to grant you guys 3 wishes" The couple then gets very excited and the husband takes the 1st one. "I want a house in every city" "boom done" says the genie. now its the wifes turn
"I want a new car and a big fur coat" "Boom it will be there when you get home" goes Genie. "well genie you been soo kind to us you can have the last wish" says the husband. "well, i was in that bottle for 150 yrs and... i never had sex..do u mind if I....with your wife....? "I guess u can if its alright with you honey" "um... ok". Then the genie and the wife go upstairs and have sex for 2 hours. After they get done the genie says " so how olds your husband" the wife says "about 35" and the genie goes "and he still believes in Genies"???

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