Funny Shit: Jokes

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped ...

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69".
"What the hell is that?" asks the guy.
Realizing he's inexperienced, ...

On the night of their wedding, a young couple finally retired
to their hotel room. After making her preparations, the bride
came out of the bathroom to find the bridegroom on his knees
in ...

Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 17 children. Soon after the last child is born her husband dies.
A few weeks later she remarries and over the following years has another ...

A wealthy couple planned to go to an evening ball. They advised Stanley, their Butler, that he was being given the evening off to do whatever he wanted.
After an hour and a half at the ball ...

Three men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and said, "I will give all three of you the chance to live, and you get one final chance to steal something." ...

Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself ...

A couple has been married for 50 years and are celebrating their anniversary. The wife asks what the husband wants for their anniversary and he replies, "I would like you to perform oral sex on me. ...

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On ...